Walking the line

Reese Witherspoon at the Cannes Film Festival.
CC BY-SA 3.0. Attribution: Georges Biard.

It's OK, Reese Witherspoon.

Personally, I was already embarrassed by your behavior when you made Sweet Home Alabama.

As a Southerner, you really, really, really, should have known better.

I can only assume you were drunk when you signed your contract and disorderly when you acted your way through that cornponefest.

Cute Southerners in the form of secondary characters in one of your movies (or you, for that matter) are just fake and annoying.

Y'all.