Looking at this photo taken during yesterday's Inauguration ceremony for the Pissy Mango, my best guess is that former President George W. Bush is trying to suffocate himself using a drycleaning bag that just blew in from the National Mall.
I don't blame him. Who among us hasn't contemplated that in the last 24 hours?
Miss ya, Dubya. Sincerely. And no, I never thought I'd hear myself say that either.
But Dick Cheney, oh so quiet these last few months, you can still go straight to hell.
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Oh my gods, I spoke too soon! Look out Mr. Former President Bush! The Evil Cheney's right behind you!
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