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Some people don't like to ask for directions.
Some people try to drive after having had too much cocaine for breakfast.
Some people get mad when drag brunch has limited seating, and they're arrived too late.
Some people (like Edward Snowden?) will do anything to attend the NSA retirement benefits seminar.
Some people ram the gate at one of the entrances to Fort Meade, one of scarier, allegedly more secure outposts on the high-concept War on Terror, this side of Gitmo.
Some people don't want to call this an act of domestic terrorism.
Some people apparently like it hot.
Some people.
