Showing posts with label Santa Barbara. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Barbara. Show all posts

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Alpha, omega, Santa Barbara

. . . Maman raffolait des séries américaines de la télévision et rien ni personne n'aurait pu lui faire sauter un seul épisode de Santa Barbara.

--Anne Wiazemsky
Hymnes à l'amour

 How it all began . . .



. . . And how it all came to an end.



Santa Barbara really started out grand, improved over time, and then somehow along the way lost its footing. Kim Zimmer as a neo-Marcy Walker/Eden Capwell? I think not. No more Cruz. Lionel with Gina rather than Augusta. Gordon Thomson as Mason. Warren and B.J. as a couple. For realz?

At least there was Jed Allen and Judith McConnell, Nancy Lee Grahn, and, although not an original cast member, Jack Wagner as Warren Lockridge--inspired casting, that.

I've seen some argue that the last head writer, Pamela K. Long, "ruined" Santa Barbara. I don't think that was the case at all, although one could argue her talents were better suited to more traditional soaps like Texas and Guidling Light. I think she tried to save it, as did its creators, Bridget and Jerome Dobson. From what I can gather, NBC ruined it--or rather, never got the show in the first place, even though millions of us in the U.S. and around the world did. They fought with the Dobsons, they fought with New World Television, they under-promoted it, and they or New World locked out the Dobsons and put in more standard soap writers and producers who never understood the show's ethos.

Oh sure, Santa Barbara always struggled in the ratings compared to other shows. Its humor was arch and often topical, its characters complex and intelligent, its storylines sometimes outrageous and provocative. Yet, while still soapy, it handled itself with more style and finesse than most of the American soaps did previously and even hereafter.

I'll always love Santa Barbara for what it did originally and did best--its sense of place (California glamor in the '80s); its bold, classic storytelling (working-class hero Joe Perkins and saintly Mary Duvall against the elegance and cruelty of the entitled Capwells); its heart and soul (Mason as Hamlet, Cruz and Eden's love-conquers-all across class and color lines, Mary and Mason); and its humor (Gina and Keith Timmons, Gina and Mason, Mason and Julia, Sonny Sprocket, and so much more).

More than 20 years later, I still feel sad over the demise of Santa Barbara. It's that same sense of loss you feel as you get older, as the world changes, loved ones die or disappear, and you're not sure what, if anything, will replace them. I find that I yearn for Santa Barbara, much as I yearn for my youth, for possibility, for a lover, for the past looking toward an unknown yet exciting future.

I understand that it had to go. Nothing lasts forever, and it had become a flimsy shell of its former self. But oh, when it was on and when it was "on" . . . those were indeed the days of my life.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Devil with the blue polka-dot dress on

After sharing via Facebook my vivid dream involving cast members from the '80s soap Santa Barbara, one of my friends pointed out something that I had completely missed: That vivacious heroine Eden Capwell Castillo (played by the great Marcy Walker) and doll-faced Mrs. Beasley (late of the '60s show Family Affair) were perhaps separated at birth.

Or at the very least doppelgangers operating in different spheres and times, only discovered through the magic that is summer daytime reruns.

The resemblance is uncanny, I'll grant you that.

Nevertheless, Mrs. Beasley may have worn it first--two decades before in fact--but Eden Capwell wore it best.


Plus Eden had big hair and Cruz Castillo (played by hunky, sensitive spitfire A Martinez) as a love interest while Mrs. Beasley had to put up with being alternately fondled and ignored by Buffy and Jody and no doubt just fondled by Mr. French when nobody was looking.

Simply no contest. Viva Santa Barbara!

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Call me Randy Capwell Lockridge Perkins Castillo Andrade Capwell

The higher the hair, the closer to Randy
Newman. Marcy Walker as Eden Capwell.
Last night's very vivid dream: I was hanging out with cast members from the late, great '80s soap, Santa Barbara--specifically, Marcy Walker (Eden Capwell) and Carrington Garland (Kelly Capwell no. 3). I noticed that they were speaking English but with different accents, i.e., not American ones.

I asked why.

"Oh, didn't you know?" said Eden/Marcy. "They dub our dialog with different accents to appeal to international audiences. We have British accents when we're shown in Britain, Australian accents in Australia, etc."

She demonstrated. "This is how I sound in Australia: 'Struth!'" she exclaimed in a very Aussie voice, but then the rest of the conversation was spoken in an accent of undetermined origin, maybe Japanese or Eastern European.

"So who dubs my voice?" I asked, as I was apparently on TV in international markets as well.

"Randy Newman," reported Kelly/Carrington.

"Randy Newman?! Jesus, couldn't they find anyone else?"

"It works very well," Kelly assured me.

I tried dubbing my own voice in imitation of Randy Newman. "Love?! You don't know the meaning of the word!"

Both Eden and Kelly winced. "That's not Randy Newman. That sounds like Droopy, the cartoon dog."

I practiced and practiced and finally got the accent right but had to sing all my dialog, sounding like a bluesy white crooner imitating a bluesy black crooner.

In other words, I totally nailed Randy Newman's voice.