Take me out to the ballgame

I can't even explain this.

Or rather, I'm choosing not to.

(You perv.)
 

"Arrrgh!" That's all I got.

I am told that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Shame on me for lacking fluency in Somali.

So for World Zombie Eat Brains Week you'll be expecting me to learn Haitian Creole?

Bon chagren . . .