Stairway to Hockeytown

"Batman riding the escalator? Sure" by GabboT
CC BY-SA 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons

On escalators and stairs in Toronto, there should be 5 options:

1. Walk on the left.
   
2. Stand on the right.
   
3. I have a hockey stick and can't control it.
   
4. I don't know where I'm going but I'm going to move really slowly and block your path; then, when I see that my destination is straight ahead, I'm going to run like a bat out of hell to catch it, your safety and survival be damned.
   
5. Like, I'm texting. So deal.