File this under The Un-Wanted.
"She can't sing, she can't dance, but who cares? She walks like Rihanna."
Hate to tell you, boys, but it probably is Rihanna then. She's awful. She hasn't had a decent song since "S.O.S."--and the only good thing about that song was Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" as the underpinnings. And she hasn't had a hit in which she didn't sing through her nose since . . . forever.
I had such high hopes for you guys with "Glad You Came." You were like a more musical, slightly melancholy, over-18, hair-on-your-Balzac version of One Direction at best, perhaps, but I could work with that. But "Walks like Rihanna"? You might as well be One Direction doing product placement for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
And while Rihanna is tasteless and overcooked at best, you lot are looking extra cripsy yourselves these days.
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