Johnny Rotten Rhododendron

"Iggy Azalea April 2014 (cropped)" by
Matt Klopot. Licensed under GNU Free
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I feel like Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea used a Pop Star Random Name Generator to come up with their stage monikers. 

First name--either a character from a soap opera or an aging punk rocker. Last name--either a Spanish adjective or a flowering plant. 

Thus, I hereby dub myself Stiv Hydrangea . . . or maybe Luke-and-Laura Perezoso.