I'm a lumberjack and I'm definitely not OK

. . . with this shit.

Douchebags in the woods: The no. 1 cause of suicide homicide in the lumberjack community.

Canada remembers: Who shot J.R. Ewing?

From the Canadian tabloid 24 Hours (Toronto)

Canada remembers who shot J.R. Ewing in 1980.

However, it doesn't remember that J.R. was seriously wounded, not actually killed in 1980.

Sigh.

I wouldn't tap that

Well, somebody had to say it ....