Surrender Dorothy!

 

Tears of a clown

 

Thighs and whispers

Instabull not Constantonipple

 

Trump mispronounces Thailand as "Thighland" pic.twitter.com/PgTRnHpAA8

— The Recount (@therecount) August 6, 2020

Thighland
Nambia
Maracas
Salty Arabia
Phillypenis
Tzatzikistan

Little known fact: Toblerone, the capital of Nambia, and Vanilla, the capital of Thighland, are cistern cities.

Who's your daddy?

 

I wish him well

 

Oh, Schecky ... Part 3

 

Oh, Schecky ... Part 2

 

Oh, Schecky ...

 

Hey, swinger

 

Third time's a charm

Quid pro quo. Via Wikimedia Commons. Public Domain.

Il Douchey is so pathetic that he's not even the 1st president to be impeached. He's a lowly *3rd*.

Mofo can't even fuck up with distinction.

You bet your life

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The not-so-secret word is "plague."

I wouldn't tap that

Well, somebody had to say it ....