Mother I'd like to pluck

The obvious sequel: Fifty Shades of Gravy and Mashed Potatoes

Hot off the grill! Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) releases a romance novel, Tender Wings of Desire, just in time for Mother's Day--because apparently in the U.S. a meal from KFC is Mom's big treat on her special day.

The novella is set in Victorian England and features Harland, a mysterious sailor (from Kentucky?), and the desperate choice of Lady Madeline Parker: Will it be an ordeal of precision poultry penetration? Or a life of mad, passionate plucking?

There's a video to advertise the book (see the link above), but for the life of me, I can't figure out why sexy, shirtless Jesus was called upon to shill chicken and romance.

Fishes and loaves, sure, but breasts and thighs? Well, pluck me.