This is what happens when you have no gay friends to go shopping with pic.twitter.com/lpC8uvGgpu— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) April 29, 2019
Gurl, no. Just no.
You look like That Girl! swapped clothes with the Hamburglar from McDonalds.
You don't need a gay man to tell you to wear something else--you should be able to figure this out on your own, horizontal stripes being a big no-no for us full-figured guys and gals. But we gay men--at least those of us born with the aesthetic gene--can tear you down, boost you up, and make you laugh all at the same time.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you and all those faux Christian ladies down South *need us.* But you're just too mean, vindictive, and homophobic (aka Southern Christian) to deal with--and not interesting enough to be around to make it worth our while.
So you're stuck in limbo between Marshall's and Hell for eternity.
And you deserve it, so no more tears, enough is enough, from me.
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Update: If you look at the original pic, you'll see that SS is wearing bright blue shoes with this ... outfit. Swedish-flag blue (is she a secret Socialist???).
So not only is she mingling That Girl! and the Hamburglar, she's clearly channeling a grade-school fascination with Smurfette.
Lawdy.
Also, as a counterpoint, this could be what happens when you do have gay friends and go shopping with them--and they hate your ass.
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