Notre Dumb-Ass

So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2019

Or maybe we could teach thousands of larks to fly over the cathedral and spit in unison to dowse the flames!

Other possible and equally "helpful" responses from el Presidente:

"I like cathedrals that don't get burned down."

"Notre Dame means 'Our Lady,' right? Pfft. She's a 5 at best."

"If they raked the cathedrals like they do in Finland, this wouldn't have happened!"

Remember only you can prevent Notre Dumb-Ass from being reelected in 2020.