Not quilty!

This may be my favorite tweet ever.

The typo in and of itself is hilarious. But the comments are priceless.

I'm still trying to work on a riff involving quilted Northern toilet paper and the phrase, "Does a Barr shit in the woods?" Even though the toilet paper bears represent the Charmin brand, not the Northern brand.

I'll keep at it, dear reader, for both our sakes.

Barr none

If nothing else, yesterday's U.S. Senate hearing starring Attorney General William Barr was entertaining--at least if you are easily entertained by animatronic animals featured in Disney's Country Bear Jamboree.

Nevertheless, the performance of the lead, Lying Sack of Shit Bear, could use some finesse.

We're jammin'

"Country Bear Jamboree" by Whitenep - Own work, Public Domain

Just announced: Disney's Country Bear Jamboree agrees to perform at the Trump Inauguration.

Best responses to this news from Facebook friends:

"I thought the bear had more integrity than that" - my sister.

"And this is how bears get a bad reputation" - my bearish friend SK.