Meanwhile in Canada, spontaneous combusion is real, y'all

Image from the CBC news website; retrieved 27 April 2017;
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Meanwhile in Canada, spontaneous combustion is real, y'all, and apparently imminent.

If a fire hydrant explodes, it should put out a fire, not set aflame everything within a 30,000-mile radius, n'est-ce pas?

Worst photo ever--and yet it captures the subject's likeness perfectly.