With sincerest apologies to The Beverly Hillbillies, to me Gaetz always looks like Jethro Bodine all growed up--but having taken all his life lessons from Milburn Drysdale instead of Jed Clampett.
* Beef Jerky was Jethro's "tough guy" movie star name, his counterpoint to Dash Riprock.
It's just like those recent Match.com commercials, "A Match Made in Hell," where Satan and the Year 2020 share their amazing year as a couple, then 2020 talks about meeting the Year 2021 and how boring, predictable, and "not into politics" she is.
(For those unable or unwilling to keep score: Matt Gaetz = Satan; Mannequin #1 = Year 2020; Mannequin #2 = 2021, although I'm sure she has a lovely personality.)
Happy New Year! Here's hoping this ilk joins a COVID conga line into prison or purgatory in 2021.
