Showing posts with label tapeworm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tapeworm. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Big pumpin'

Where is Michael Phelps' mother when you need her as a footwear model?

As my friend Cali would say, "Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot."

Yes, friends, it's a stiletto-styled tape dispenser, in red, black, and zebra print, snapped at Office Max near Pittsburgh Mills.

Who says we don't need unions in this country? I think any good collectivist organization worth its muscle and members' dues would strike against this faster than you can say "hostile workplace."