Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Another Middle Eastern crisis, another reappearance of Ivan Watson

And his hair.

This is a photo collage from a few weeks ago (not that I'm obsessive or anything); video from CNN International this morning showed that the floppy bits on either side of the part had actually gotten longer.

I'm still trying to figure out that cut. It perhaps is an easy 'do to deal with on the road and in war zones, requiring a minimum of muss and fuss and "product."

Nevertheless, those wings are a might distracting, Ivy. I keep wanting to send donations of barrettes to the Save the Ivan Watson Hair Foundation. A little more product might help here. Just sayin'.

Or something more. Surely there must be a Supercuts on the main drag in Gaza City or a Hair Cuttery off of Tahrir Square, no? For the love of all that is sacred in the Middle East (and there's quite a bit that is sacred, actually), please, one words, two syllables: Brylcreem.

A little dab'll do your 'do, dude.

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