After getting dribs and drabs, bits and bobs, all day yesterday, I made a point last night of watching the 11 o'clock news. I had to see how some members of our citizenry had conducted themselves during the Black Friday orgy.
Oh my. "Bread and circuses courtesy of Caligula" doesn't even begin to cover it. More like gunshots and cannibalism.
All I can say is that after watching the holiday shopping report, I realize that am I not only tardy in my gift-buying for family and friends this year, I'm also extraordinarily behind in my targeted pepper-spraying of random shoppers for the sake of bargains on consumer electronics.
Shame on me.
Oh my. "Bread and circuses courtesy of Caligula" doesn't even begin to cover it. More like gunshots and cannibalism.
All I can say is that after watching the holiday shopping report, I realize that am I not only tardy in my gift-buying for family and friends this year, I'm also extraordinarily behind in my targeted pepper-spraying of random shoppers for the sake of bargains on consumer electronics.
Shame on me.
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