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SISTER WIFE #2
THIS END UP
SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION
DELIVERIES IN THE REAR
SLIPPY WHEN WET (Pittsburghese and Bon Jovi fans unite!)
TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO GONNA WRITE A SONG ABOUT THIS NIGHT
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? NO, SERIOUSLY, I NEED TO KNOW. I THINK WE MIGHT BE RELATED!
YOU'RE IN MY BINDER FULL OF WOMEN
I WILL POPE YOU FOREVER . . . UNTIL I GET TOO TIRED
GLAD U R MY REAL GIRLFRIEND (an homage to Manti Te'o)
And last and least (because I'm not particularly proud of this one, but it *is* funny) . . .
I LUV U (GENITAL) WARTS 'N' ALL
I'm here all week. Remember to tip your waiter.
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