Love come down

The Black Ties performing a new version of the Evelyn "Champagne" King hit from yesteryear (aka my youth), "Love Come Down."

Such cheeky fun. This put me in a good mood. I hope it will you as well.

Nick Kroll explains it all for you

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Feeling your pain, Anderson

How many days until impeachment?

Mother I'd like to pluck

The obvious sequel: Fifty Shades of Gravy and Mashed Potatoes

Hot off the grill! Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) releases a romance novel, Tender Wings of Desire, just in time for Mother's Day--because apparently in the U.S. a meal from KFC is Mom's big treat on her special day.

The novella is set in Victorian England and features Harland, a mysterious sailor (from Kentucky?), and the desperate choice of Lady Madeline Parker: Will it be an ordeal of precision poultry penetration? Or a life of mad, passionate plucking?

There's a video to advertise the book (see the link above), but for the life of me, I can't figure out why sexy, shirtless Jesus was called upon to shill chicken and romance.

Fishes and loaves, sure, but breasts and thighs? Well, pluck me.