Showing posts with label South Africa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Africa. Show all posts

Sunday, January 03, 2021

We don't do squat

Author's note: I'm having a devil of a time with the new Blogger layout/platform, especially when trying to upload multiple images in order to tell a story. And because of that, I'm frustrated in trying to write this post. But let's try anyway.

These are scenes from the December 15, 2020, episode of 7de Laan, an Afrikaans-language "soapie" broadcast on SABC 2 in South Africa and available on delay via YouTube. (Currently, episodes posted to YouTube are two weeks behind those shown on South African TV screens. Episodes are generally only available for one week.)

I have watched 7de Laan off and on (but mostly on) since it first started appearing on YouTube, which I believe was aboout 5+ years ago, before I moved to Canada. While I love my soaps, sometimes I get annoyed with the storylines on 7de Laan and will stop watching for a period of time, in favor of a soap with more guts (the late, lamented South African soap Isidingo, which was canceled in March 2020) or with more pizazz and humor (Viudas e hijos de rock and roll on Telefe Internacional).  7de Laan can be "safe" and comfortable sometimes. It doesn't always challenge its audience, and when it does, it does so for only a short time and can wrap things up a little too neatly. 

Even though South Africa has a progressive constitutional government, 7de Laan (and likely other South African soaps) have had challenges integrating Black and White and same-sex relationships into its storylines. Controversies have erupted when it has done so. 

Then again, as I've noted before, it's hardly like the American soaps were quick to adopt similar storylines, and there were also controversies when they did. We may be a few years ahead in telling such stories, but we are likely behind others. And I still stand behind the idea that other countries and cultures do TV better--with more emotion, intelligence, passion, and compassion--than we do. (See Viudas e hijos above, an Argentine novela, which featured a very complex, forward-thinking gay love story through the course of its run in 2014 and 2015. I hope to write about that at a future date.)

Which is a very long intro to relating a recent storyline on 7de Laan about a squatter camp under attack by a property developer. Storylines involving the squatter camp have been told on 7de Laan for at least a couple of years now, which was a welcome, more realistic contrast to the idealized inner city suburban view of Johannesburg that the show often conveys. While at first we "dropped into" the squatter camp from time to time for special stories, more recently the camp and its residents have been featured more prominently, not just as part of a short-term or sensational storyline but with characters who live in the camps featured front and center as part of the full-time cast and front-burner stories.

The three images included here don't feature regular characters. (I hope to make a second post soon that show those.)  However, these do a good job of illustrating the storyline and its impact on the squatter community--the fear, the panic, the immediacy. I appreciate the images because they have a certain Depression-era quality, like a Dorothea Lange photograph.

Squatter camps are not necessarily something we have in the US and Canada, at least on a scale as large as those in many countries. Nevertheless, during the COVID-19 pandemic, I've witnessed a growth in homeless encampments--squatter camps with less permanence--in city parks here in Toronto. And I've seen those camps cleared out overnight. Perhaps not as dramatically as on 7de Laan but I imagine not without a negative, perhaps even traumatic, impact on the residents either.

During this storyline, some of the non-squatting characters, including the property developer, commented that the squatters "can always go to a shelter." True enough, but I'm fairly certain that the rise of park squatters in Toronto is directly related to people steering clear of shelters as a way to avoid exposure to the coronavirus. 

So you can always offer a "simple solution" to the problem, but usually the problem is far more complicated and requires a more nuanced solution. Even if that solution is just to leave everyone alone in place and monitor the community to make sure everyone is safe and healthy.

Anyway, my point in posting these images is perhaps more pedestrian and self-centered: This serves as a good reminder of how fortunate I've been in 2020, despite its challenges (not all of which were related to the pandemic). This also serves as a good reminder that I need to do what I can in 2021 to make sure others are taken care of, not abused, and have the opportunities that we all deserve and yet often take for granted.

Happy new year.


Thursday, December 12, 2019

The generational divide

Headline, News24.com, 12 December 2019
I have a strange sense of humor, a strong sense of the absurd, and I am not always appropriate in public or private. But these days I try to embrace it.

This image is a pretty solid example of all of the above, a headline from the South African news site, News24.com. It's a horrible thing to happen, a family is murdered in their own home. And it happens all too often, in the U.S. as well as in other countries.

But the thing I just can't wrap my head around is why the headline notes that the family was watching Generations, a very popular South African soap opera, when they were murdered.

I'm just having trouble understanding why this point is germane. Would it have been more or less horrible if they were watching 7de Laan, Isidingo, or The Bold and the Beautiful instead?

I'll see myself out now.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

From Sun City to Freedom



Volume 2 of my mixtape focused on the music of the Apartheid era.

'Tis the season . . . to remember . . . that it can always be worse.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

From Sophiatown to Soweto



My latest music offering on Mixcloud makes an aural examination of the music of the Apartheid era. Not the cheeriest of topics for the holidays perhaps, but there you have it.

In a separate post, I promise to explain what prompted me to create this mixtape. There's also a second volume in the works that will be posted shortly.

Sunday, October 08, 2017

Heaven and hello, Miriam Makeba!



It's probably blasphemous to say this, but I love this version of Miriam Makeba's "Pata Pata," a remix by the duo Milk & Sugar (heretofore unknown to me).

Now I'm not saying I love it more than the original, so I've not completely lost my mind or my soul. But it is darn catchy and groovy, and the animated video is attention-grabbing and so much fun to watch.

It's a good remix that reveres the original rather than destroying it, with Makeba's voice front and center and her image singing from the heavens above down upon the more colorful and profane world below.

So, really, it's all very religious, perfect for a lazy Sunday before Canadian Thanksgiving. I know I'm thankful I found this song. And I'm grateful that through the miracle of the internet, I can share it with you.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Not today, Satan

Editor's note: Well, wouldn't you know it? As soon as I find a clip from Muvhango to illustrate my point, SABC 2 makes it private. Maybe you belong, but the rest of us have to wait for the return of the video.

Instead, you'll have to make do with this image from the 23 September 2016 episode of the show, in which Khomotjo describes how she feels about Serithi to the scrumptious, p-whipped Siya. "I wish wasps would nest in her armpits." 

Evil and creative. Me like.


* * *



Best. Fight. Ever.

. . . Starts at 14:49, but there are other highlights throughout. For example, starting at 8:40.

My South African soapie obsession continues. Khomotjo and Serithi go at it full force on the 16 September 2016 episode of Muvhango, a show I'm still struggling to follow. But after scenes like this and the poisonous barbs zipping back and forth between the two characters, I'm catching up quickly.

For the record, I'm #TeamKhomotjo all the way.

* * *

For your viewing pleasure: The aforementioned Siya from Muvhango.





Why do I have the sudden craving for a pumpkin spice latte? Yes today, Satan.

Monday, September 29, 2014

The veld-vet underground



I'm always the last to know. In this case that Die Antwoord released a new album earlier this summer, along with two singles over the last year.

Not that I can begin to explain "Cookie Thumper" without flushing red in embarrassment (nor without vomiting a little in my mouth for that matter). And yet it is yet another intriguing, dystopian video and hypnotic, addictive tune by a South African rap-(early '90s) techno hybrid that apparently is fronted by Hellraiser in a Speedo and that little girl from Poltergeist, all grown up, overly sexed up, with a hairstyle that only Pikachu could love.

Alternate group name suggestion: FouUnlimited.

I understand that there's been a lot of discussion surrounding Die Antwoord as an art project. Ninja (Hellraiser himself) has said that
People are unconscious, and you have to use your art as a shock machine to wake them up. Some people are too far gone. They'll just keep asking, "Is it real? Is it real?" That's dwanky. That's a word we have in South Africa, "dwanky." It's like lame. "Is it real?" You have to be futuristic and carry on. You gotta be a good guide to help people get away from dull experience. (David Marchese, "Die Antwoord's Totally Insane Words of Wisdom." Spin, February 7, 2012.)
I admit I'm semi-unconscious most days and have come to accept the fact that I have to be that way in order to survive the day-to-day of the real world. And yet I do admire Die Antwoord's brilliance. But it is a brilliance I'm fine with listening to from a distance and watching from even farther away.

Plus I'm old and wish they'd stop saying "fokken" every three seconds. That's what I do, not my art.

Almost simultaneous to discovering new music from Die Antwoord, I just checked out a copy of Agaat from my local library, Agaat being the latest work (I've discovered) by South African writer Marlene Van Niekerk, she of Triomf fame. Here's a description of the plot of Agaat from the back cover of the book:
In the waning days of South African apartheid, Milla, a sixty-seven-year-old white woman, is condemned to silence by a creeping paralysis. As she struggles to communicate with her maidservant turned caretaker, Agaat, the complicated history of their relationship is revealed . . . . With sadistic precision and yet infinite tenderness, Agaat performs her duties, balancing anger with loyalty.
So it's a light read.

If this is what I'm listening to, reading, and watching in September, I should be a right jolly ol' zef by the time Christmas rolls around.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Love jihad



I am in lust with this song, "Love Jihad" by Skip&Die. That is all.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Beauty stab

Courtesy of Wikipedia; used for purposes of commentary and review
Editor's note: Finally, as promised/threatened a couple of days ago, my thoughts on the South African film Beauty (Skoonheid in Afrikaans). 

I've now watched it 1-1/2 times (hope to finish the last half of my second viewing today), so I think I've sorted through most of my thoughts and feelings about the movie. 

What follows is probably less a cohesive narrative than stream-of-consciousness observations. I will try to keep the spoilers to a minimum, but I can't completely promise to big reveal-free. So caveat lector and all that.

* * *

First, a little about the film: Beauty is the story of François van Heerden (Deon Lotz), a fairly well-off Afrikaner businessman (he owns a lumberyard/sawmill in Bloemfontein), married with adult children, who, we come to realize, leads a secret life: He likes having sex with other men. You could say he is a closeted gay man, but he is strongly anti-gay (and racist as well). Of course, that doesn't mean he's not gay, but he doesn't acknowledge that he is. In fact, he's quite adamant in his anti-moffie (Afrikaans for "faggot") proclamations.

Which, again, doesn't mean he's not gay. In fact, it probably means he knows the truth about himself, somewhere deep down, but is determined to keep it hidden and repressed.

At the wedding of one of his daughters, he's meets up with the adult son of an old friend. Christian Roodt (Charlie Keegan) is everything François is not--young, handsome, professional (he's finishing up law studies but also does modeling and commercials), single, with an easy, relaxed charm and an ability to be comfortable with all sexes, races, and (maybe even?) sexualities.

François quickly becomes obsessed with Christian, reading clues and misreading cues. Christian shows an interest in François, but . . . is François interpreting that interest correctly?

Anyway, that's enough of the plot for now. Nothing you couldn't find in any other review. On to the observations.

* * *

Is Christian gay? Bi? Curious? Or just a very accepting straight man? I can't decide. I think we are supposed to be as intrigued and confounded as François, noting Christian's interest in him, but also noting Christian's interest in François's daughter, as well as his male and female friends at university.

Christian's whole vibe is non-commital, but not in a cold, detached way. He is free-wheeling, easy-going, genuine (or at least superficially so) with everyone. He is young. He doesn't have to adhere to any one tribe or lifestyle. He's both a lawyer and a part-time model--professional and casual, intellectual and facile. He does stress to François that he's serious about law, but he's also into iPods (or at least begging his parents for a new one), beaches, and socializing at school. Maybe he's not "serious" in the bourgeois sense, but he is having fun and is more well-rounded of a human being, certainly more than his father, than François, and his "elders," who seem to associate only with others like them and only deal with money, work, and responsibilities.

There is one scene on the beach at Clifton (where "young people go to pose," as Christian's father puts it) in which we see Christian turn away from his female companion to look at someone intently off camera. Is it a man or a woman? We do not know, we never know. We can only speculate.

Same way at university. Christian is friendly with everyone but hugs a coloured male friend and even kisses him on the cheek. Again, is this proof that he is gay? François might think so (and this perhaps sets him further on his way, despite his "no moffies" policy), but maybe Christian is just a modern metrosexual man, expressing his affection for a friend in a non-traditional, non-stereotypical way. And if all you've ever known is a hyper-masculine culture--where brutality is strength and love and emotion are weaknesses--this may be the conclusion you draw, that Christian is more receptive to François's interest and attentions for the reason that François is offering them to him.

It's hard to envision François ever having been young, happy, or care-free. François is supposed to be in his 40s, married, with two adult daughters. He more than likely came of age during a rough-and-tumble time, the end of Apartheid/the beginning of majority government. He played it safe, going with the family plan and a solid, if uninspiring, business, turning wild nature into building blocks for houses, fitting round pegs into square holes.

Perhaps he felt he had to play it safe, that he had no other options, and couldn't see a way to step outside tribal expectations to be his own man and to be happy. Perhaps he just never really thought about it.

I've met guys like François, ones who didn't realize until much later in life that they might be gay, who still don't, into their 40s, 50s, and 60s, who are married with adult children and yet like to have sex with men. But who are not gay--or rather, don't see themselves ever living a "gay lifestyle." Maybe they kiss during sex with a guy, but just as likely they don't. Maybe they are the "receptive" partner during sex or maybe they're always on top. Maybe they enjoy sex with other men, or maybe they just consider it a function, an impulse, a compulsion, without really ever getting at the underlying need they're trying to fill. Gay bar? No way. Gay marriage? Hell no! Man-on-man sex at a rest stop or secured in an online chat room? Well, don't mind if I do . . .

And I've just as likely seen men who identified as gay who acted pretty much the same way. Gay in name only but still massively uncomfortable with the social stigma of homosexuality and their own innate desires.

* * *

Beauty is a slow film, and I can't decide whether this is good or bad. The pacing is that of an art film but also of some non-Western films I've seen. I don't know whether that's intentional or not. Is it a stylistic intention (or pretension?) or the sign of a filmmaker finding his way? I don't know. Beauty is, I believe, only the second film by Oliver Hermanus, a young South African director and writer. I'm intrigued to see his first film, Shirley Adams, the story of a mother in the Cape Flats section of Cape Town who struggles, financially and emotionally, to care for her disabled son.

What was a pleasant surprise for me was to learn that Hermanus is "coloured" or of mixed ethnicity. It surprised me because Beauty is such a "white" film. By that I mean that it delves deeply into this very narrow, privileged, exclusive world of Afrikaners of a certain age and class. At least from my non-South African vantage, it would seem that the director, a "coloured outsider," offers an exceptionally detailed portrait of this world, its privileges, its prejudices, the stories it likes to tell itself, and the ugly reality behind some of those stories.

A case in point--and one I wouldn't have gotten if I hadn't read some reviews of the movie from South African news websites: A significant scene takes place at an Afrikaner farm. And that scene is a "gay" orgy (or rather an orgy featuring men who have sex with men--but who don't associate with "moffies" or "coloureds"). It is, shall we say, highly detailed. If you've ever been to an orgy or a sex club (and I'm not naming names), then the scene is extremely, even uncomfortably evocative of what goes on, from the sounds of sex (flesh slapping against flesh) to the air of tension among those who are waiting anxiously for something to happen and to find out if they will get what they so desperately need from the experience.

So accolades to the writer, director, and all the actors for conveying that mood so well. But there's more to the story--this is an Afrikaner farm in the Free State: It apparently doesn't get much more Afrikaner than that. The romance of the farm, a yearning for a pastoral way of life, pre-majority government and perhaps even pre-Apartheid, being a recurring theme in Afrikaner culture--at least as evidenced by my sampling of media and news stories. Imagine an American movie that did the same, that took the perfect Little House on the Prairie mise-en-scène and upended it with a gay orgy or a meth lab (or both an orgy and a meth lab). That, I suspect, is what makes the scene even more culturally charged for South Africans and not something a casual viewer would glean without some guidance.

There are other moments like this--the wedding, the family dinners--that are exclusively white and painstakingly detailed, so much so that I assumed Hermanus was white, not coloured. Some of the media I've seen and read make it look as though South Africa is a far more white country than it is. According to current statistics available from Wikipedia, the South African population is roughly 79 percent black and 21 percent "other," including 9 percent white, 9 percent coloured, and 2.5 percent Indian/Asian. And yet commercials, magazines, newspapers, music, movies, and TV--at least the examples I'm exposed to (or looking toward)--are overwhelmingly white.

But it's also some of my own prejudice at work--being surprised that a "coloured" writer and director could so adeptly portray this white world. Being surprised that there is such a thing as a coloured writer and director from South Africa in the first place.

Shame, shame, shame on me. Next thing I'll learn is that Hermanus isn't even gay, despite looking good in a tank top and so accurately conveying a certain realm of man-on-man sex.

* * *

Rate this film. HuluPlus asked me to. Did I think it was OK or did I like it?

It is a hard film to "like" or to recommend because it isn't a happy picture or an easy one to view. It's slow with lots of vaguely intended scenes and tense, repressed, non-showy acting by the lead, Deon Lotz. Not much happens and then what does happen is horrible.

Like Shame (with Michael Fassbender), to which I've seen Beauty compared, it's a challenging movie to watch, one more noteworthy for its performances and character studies than for its plotting. Shame seems like an action thriller (Die Hard On, perhaps?) in comparison to Beauty's pacing and subtle storytelling. 

I didn't particularly like Shame, truth be told, even though I kept being told I should and why I was wrong not to. It's intriguing, and it doesn't spell everything out for you (Beauty does even less so), but it's hard to work up a lot of emotion over someone who is so unsympathetic--and this applies equally to Brandon in Shame and François in Beauty. François's behavior is more egregious, far less appealing than Brandon, who seems more like a victim of his own compulsions and history than François.

Perhaps.

Fassbender is certainly very attractive and looks good naked, a real specimen of modern Rand-ian manhood. There's a prurient interest in watching him do sex, although the sex is ultimately unappealing and unfulfilling. One review in the New York Times mentioned a subtle (or not) moralizing tone to Shame, and I think there's some truth to that. Brandon is another facet of the modern man, the single loner/loser who, along with his very married boss, seeks to prove his superiority through sexual one-upmanship. He's rudderless and foundering in a cold, sterile world chiefly of his own making. He's capitalism. He's America.

There's one scene near the end that to me (and the New York Times reviewer) underscores the morality at work in the storyline. I won't give it away completely, but it reminded me of that scene in American Gigolo where Richard Gere's character, in order to save himself, finally gives in and says he'll even do "fag tricks."

Poor baby. How awful for you, a man who gets paid to have sex with old broads to get paid to have sex with old geezers! The moment in Shame and in American Gigolo are not literally identical, but it's kind of the same subtext: I'm broken, I'm at my wit's end, I'll stoop to do something that I normally wouldn't do, that's even more abhorrent to me and the world at large. I'll have sex with another man! Yes, I've fallen that far.

Well, fuck that, fig and lit.

Lotz looks more like the rest of us, hairy and pudgy, and is less obvious in his motivations and intents. At the end, you'd like to think he could have turned back, found another way to deal with his feelings and frustration. You don't necessarily see him as a victim of his circumstances or particularly tortured by what he's wrought. Not because he isn't in some indirect way. It's just that he's so repressed and expressionless that he doesn't fathom what he's done or can't feel what he wants. In some ways, this makes him monstrous. In other ways, it makes you feel for him ever so slightly, although you can't forget, you don't forgive.

Beauty actually reminded me of a different picture, the Australian film, Head On, which details the story of a young, gorgeous Greek-Aussie guy (played by Alex Dimitriades), repressed in his emotions and confused in his sexuality, yet who aggressively goes after back alley sex with any willing guy, no matter how unsavory. He eventually has an epiphany about what he wants, who he is--but it doesn't play out the way you'd like to think it will. This ain't no Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss.

Nor is Beauty. And yet Head On has stayed with me over the years, even though it, too, is a difficult film to recommend to others because of its darkness and unhappiness. I suspect Beauty will stay with me as well.

So if you're looking for a "gay" movie to warm the cockles of your heart--or the cockles found in any other region of your body--this is not the one.

But if you want to be challenged, intellectually and emotionally, want to experience another culture, another mindset, then, yes, walk this way. Go see this film. But prepared to be unsettled by it--and yet still feel the need to see it again. And perhaps again as well.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Beet it

I can't remember who first mentioned chocolate beetroot cake to me. It was definitely someone on Twitter from South Africa, but as to who exactly, I won't reveal, in part because I can't remember. Are beets good for short-term memory? Let's hope so.

Anyway, I finally gave it a go, baking one tonight--after first roasting the beets nearly a week ago and after having roasted another batch a month or so ago but, after repeated culinary delays, eventually tossing them. I figured I didn't want both beetroot cake and salmonella.

The cake turned out pretty good, if I do say so. Chocolately and rich bit not cloying or sickening. I thought it could have been a little sweeter (I used honey and maple syrup, rather than sugar) and moister (at 40 minutes, it didn't seem done enough; at 45, mmmm, maybe a little too done?). Thus I'm going to make a glaze tomorrow, which will hopefully resolve both issues or at least hide both failings.

Truth be told, I'm not a great baker. I can generally manage cakes, but I am ashamed to admit I've never really attempted a pie, other than a Québécois tarte au sucre, which after two goes, I still can't get right. The filling never sticks--which is amazingly difficult not to do with a mixture of brown sugar and butter--and I'm too skittish to make my own crust. Resolution for a new year: Bake a damn pie already.

And maybe make more cakes. The good thing about a beetroot cake is that it gives the illusion of healthiness. I'll take what I can get at this point, but all in all, this wasn't as deadly as it might have been. Some butter, yes, but the aforementioned honey and maple syrup, a little olive oil, and no dairy. So I'll have to go screw it up with some cream cheese, Karo syrup, or a stick of butter. That's the solution! Beetroot Kiev! The perfect Russian-Ukrainian dessert.

* * *

Ah yes, the South African obsession continues, having moved on from music and history to foodways. I roasted a fairly decent chicken over Thanksgiving, stuffed with sage and onion, coated in butter and stone-ground mustard, taking the recipe from Lazy Days (or as my friend Cali put it, Boozhy Days), a cookbook by South African "lifestyles" author Phillippa Cheifitz, with which my sister gifted me after her last SA sojourn. Lazy, boozhy, lovely, snooty--whatever, it's a gorgeous book featuring some delicious food, even if there's not a chance in Good Hope I'll find a supply of snoek at Wholey's fish market in the Strip District anytime soon.

I'm even toying with the idea of trying to make koeksisters, a South African pastry that resembles twists or braids, which sounds inordinately complicated to prepare and taxing even to my level of cultural stalking.

So maybe, instead, focus on pie for the new year. Something all-American, like apple. Or cherry. Or beetroot pecan.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Lourenço Marques



My quest to understand Southern Africa continues, this time moving toward the Indian Ocean and Portuguese East Africa. Specially, Mozambique and its former capital, Lourenço Marques (now Maputo).

This is a video/travelogue I found recently and randomly on YouTube. The phrase "lost world" keeps bubbling up into my mind--but then again, I'm sure black Africans and others might perceive it differently.

Nonetheless, white Africans were part of the geographical and cultural landscape in Mozambique for close to 500 years, no small timeframe. And then when Portuguese rule came to an abrupt end in 1975, something like 250,000 to 500,000 Portuguese Mozambicans vacated the premises in a matter of weeks, some heading back to Portugal, some to South Africa, some to Brazil, some to parts unknown.

That makes me a little sad. Again, the whole lost world thing, coupled with a frustration with those who left, who gave up, and let an independent Mozambique fend for itself.

Loss you say. Black Africans lost a lot before, during, and after Portuguese rule. Do I feel less for them? No, not necessarily. Maybe it's that the Portuguese loss is better documented. Maybe I can relate better to the "Western" world exemplified by the Portuguese. And, alas, maybe I'm just an insensitive, racist jerk.

Still, I find I want to read more, see more, learn more about these worlds, past and present. I should really pursue that history master's again, although that seems like a dry way to approach what is essentially a wistful wanderlust, more romantic than scholastic. More about my yearning to travel, explore, communicate, than my desire to rummage through old records and conduct interviews.

Maybe I'm too much of an ineffectual, intellectual lightweight, cursing to be clever, but, feh, I've grown more comfortable with that over time. Essentially, I just wish I could explore some, travel more, live larger.

As I jog through my 50s, here's hoping I'll make more strides toward those life goals. Here's hoping someday ill know what I want to be when I grow up and will actually get to be it.

"Lourenço Marques . . . ." It's the "Rosebud" of its own time and place, with fewer Freudian connotations I would imagine.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Solidarity



Meet Bittereinder (Bitter-enders).

What is it with me and the South African hip-hop? Seriously, I follow a little too closely for my own sanity Afrikaner alterna-bands on Radio 5FM (SABC) and UCT Radio 104.5fm from the University of Cape Town.

I mean, it's not like I'm going to South Africa anytime soon (still tapped out from Europe, don'tcha know), and my progress in learning a few key phrases in Afrikaans is slower and lower than my muddling, middling French. And the men, which normally might be a tangential draw, really don't do it for me. Too many braais, too much blond hair out of a bottle, as far as I can tell.

(Special note to all interested parties: I would make an exception for Stefan Ludik. Who is from Namibia and thus probably of German, rather than Afrikaner, ancestry. So there.)

Perhaps it's childhood nostalgia calling (Radio RSA, the Voice of South Africa, and all that--Ver in die wêreld, Kittie? Indeed). Or maybe the exotic other, which I am always entranced by, like a mosquito to a bug zapper on a hot summer night. In Mozambique.

There's a bit of the underdog about it all--whither Afrikaans and Afrikaner culture in a post-Apartheid era, where everyone has to fend for themselves without so much state support and brutal enforcement? Is it that weird, racist, Southern "lost cause" mentality at play? Or do I simply enjoy being different and immersing myself in some world other than my own?

But yes, alas, it's got a good beat and is easy to dance to, oh so often my motivating force. Get up and boogie. Don't stop the dance. Slave to the rhythm am I.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Halloween comes early


And actually it came really early when Die Antwoord released "I Fink U Freeky" earlier this year in the U.S.

Anyone who knows me knows this is so not my style, visually at least. Ever since I scared myself badly as a child reading a horror comic book on a stormy night--something about ewe in a wood in a hood, perhaps, or a massive number of dead bodies floating down a river in a 1970s-era Third World country, I avoid horror, even suspense, of almost all varieties.

A case in point: The last scary movie I remember seeing was The Others with Nicole Kidman, and let's face it ("face" it, get it?), other than her Botox dependency, she's not that scary.

But the video for "I Fink U Freeky" is so catchily, craftily creepy, I can't help but being mesmerized by it. The unrelenting grime; the alien, distorted bodies and faces; the wrinkled brows; the twitching cheeks; the scuzzy, raw lust; Yolandi's State Hospital haircut; Ninja dancing in his (dirty) underwear. Ick and eek and bravo. It's all incredibly, gruesomely well done.

Plus it's got a good beat and is easy to dance to. Sort of like a throwback to 2Unlimited techno--although Blue Pearl's "Can You Feel the Passion?" might be a fairer sonic comparison.

Clearly, Die Antwoord isn't your grandmother's Qkumba Zoo. But if you're like me and really like your grandparents, you might do better with the David Letterman Show-approved version
of "I Fink U Freeky." But just maybe.

Tot siens, fokkers!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Ode to a non-greasy yearn

The smell of chicken in the air that night
The fryer alight
Oh Nando
They were frying hens for you and me
For fricassee
Oh Nando
Though there're pounds we'll never lose
There's no regret
If I had to eat chick-en again
I would eat yours my friend
Oh Nando
One of the discoveries on my recent trip to Great Britain was Nando's, a palace of Portuguese roast chicken in peri-peri sauce, which has something like 250+ locations in the UK. And it's been in the GB since 1992, so it's more than just a fluke, it's practically a way of life. This was my third trip since then, so why am I just discovering this now? <sotto voce> Vegetarian friends </sotto voce>.

I've had chicken and fish roasted Portuguese-style before--in Montreal of all places, which has a noteworthy Portuguese community along Rue Saint-Laurent north of Rue Sherbrooke. So this was more Portuguese roast chicken done for the "casual dining" crowd--but, nevertheless, done very well! (But, thankfully not, well done.)

There was also a Southern African influence in the cuisine, what with the rich "Southern style" (in that they reminded me of home) Luso beans and the fiery (for Great Britain) peri-peri marinades, common to Mozambique (a former Portuguese colonial territory) and South Africa, too, from whence Nando's got its start.

Nando's is global--there are even several locations in the Washington, D.C., area, although the closest to me is either in suburban Maryland or Toronto. Apparently, though, there are none in Montreal at this time, which is somewhat surprising because, calvaire, those Quebecois do love the roast chicken. (I'm looking at you, St. Hubert.)

What's my point in telling you all of this? Well, I wanted to show off my little homage to Nando's above (sung to the tune of ABBA's "Fernando," natch), which I recently composed for my dear friend Cali. And to remind you that our casual dining choices in the Pittsburgh area include Applebee's, TGIFriday's, and Eat 'n' Park.

Gah, sometimes how I hate you, life.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

African beer



"Umqombothi" by Yvonne Chaka Chaka. The video shows what I would imagine to be a traditional South African "shebeen," or (alcoholic beverage) watering hole, which, interestingly, Wikipedia compares to a Southern U.S. juke joint.

Umqombothi is a type of beer, produced in South Africa.

This song makes me ready for a long holiday weekend. But not a ritual circumcision. (See the article.)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Totsiens, Egoli



I finally finished all 18 episodes of Egoli: Place of Gold, the South African soap opera that's been keeping me company since late summer/early fall. I may offer a more detailed wrap-up soon, but this little clip might keep you entertained in the meantime. It might also explain why I enjoyed the show, at least the early episodes, as much as I did.

In this one, Cecile Sinclair (played with gusto by South African actress Sandra Prinsloo) arrives after the reading of the will of her late husband Tom, a man she was in the process of divorcing (and taking to the cleaners) at the time of his death. I'm sketchy on the cause of death and the role of Joanne du Plessis (the redhead, later a blondehead, both played by Chantelle Stander) in the events, but, essentially, Tom leaves his fortune to everyone but Cecile, including his two half-siblings of mixed ethnic heritage (remember, this is early 1990s South Africa, just barely post-Apartheid), the Willemses.

Miserable, Cecile starts to drink, and despite the best efforts of her sisters Nora and Louwna to calm her down, she goes on the attack.

I love the way she belts out, "Like hell!" and "Whore!" with such conviction, in that husky, growling voice. I also like the way she says "twee baster kinders" (or something like that, which translates into "two bastard children"), in part because it sounds even ruder in another language.

OK, so it devolves into a catfight between a "common tart" and "a whore," which represent perhaps two over-invited guests in soap operas. But still, it's fun--verbal and physical, with some--if you'll pardon the expression--balls-to-the-walls action by Mrs. Peacock and Miss Scarlett. In the ballroom with a lead pipe and a champagne flute. And nary a Colonel Mustard or Professor Plum to be found.

Ah, they don't make 'em like that anymore. And if they do, they cancel 'em.

So enjoy. And baie dankie, Egoli. I enjoyed your stay.

Now if I can only get through the movie District 9 and the book The Story of an African Farm, and then maybe write a review of the book Triomf by Marlene Van Niekerk ("saltpeter in literary form" is all I got at the moment), and then make my way through a few more chapters of Teach Yourself Afrikaans, perhaps I can put behind me this phase of South Africana and move on to some other obsession. Or just move to Cape Town.

Whatever "here's hoping" translates to in Afrikaans, that's where I'm at.

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Postscript, 14 December 2013

More than two years after I wrote it, I see this post keeps getting looked at. (Yay, me.) Apparently the search phrase "redhead actress Egoli series" leads people to my little corner shop on the internet. So mystery revealed: The actress is question is Chantell Stander (I've also seen her listed as Chantell(e) Stander Rankin). I don't know if she's active anymore, but she had a long, wonderfully villainous run on Egoli, mainly as the vixeny blonde Kimberly Logan Vorster Shults Du Rand Edwards Flintstone . . .), one of my favorite characters from my limited viewing of the series on DVD.

I've added this information above.

Chantell, if you're out there egosurfing on the web, I hope you're doing well! Thanks for the performances.

Later that day, 5:22 pm

She lives! If you live in South Africa, you can watch Chantell Stander weekdays on the soapie, Villa Rosa.

Being stuck in America, I miss everything.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Can I get some?



For your viewing and listening pleasure, "Black Girl, White Boy" by Ludik and Gal Level.

Stefan Ludik is a Namibian-born-and-raised actor, singer, and media personality, well known in southern Africa (the obsession continues . . .) as a contestant on the regional edition of Big Brother, for various TV acting gigs, and at least three music albums, two in Afrikaans, one in English.

This little ditty comes from his latest release, Burn This Town, which is apparently not available north of the Equator--even though one of his Afrikaans-language albums is. But, oh, I'll keep trying . . .

I like the song--very catchy, very sensual, very melodic--but along with the song and the production, I like the provocative message. Here is a song and a video featuring an ode to interracial sex and love, produced in a country that barely 20 years ago rejected a severely encoded and enforced policy of racial segregation. Amazing in one sense how short a time it's been. Amazing in another sense of what took them so long? It's not like sex and love between people of different ethnicities hasn't been known in southern Africa since Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Cape Town in 1652 . . .

Nevertheless, do feel free to take a moment to look around your own world and see how well you and your fellow citizens have dealt with integration in your workplace and neighborhood, let alone your living room and your bedroom.

I don't know too much about either Stefan Ludik or Namibian "girl group" Gal Level. However, you might find of interest Mr. Ludik's personal website, available here.

While I think Mr. Ludik's music is definitely proof that Namibia's got talent, our dear Stefan has also made an impression in the past with his appealing visuals. And while I generally frown upon making a fuss over men who display their abs in public (especially their undoubtedly waxed abs), I am willing to reconsider this prejudice for the sake of supporting Stefan's art.

That's just the kind of guy I am, Ludik. Ring me up sometime, and we'll chat up the matter further. In Afrikaans or English . . . or another tongue of your choosing.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Pata Pata



I don't think I could pull off the look, but at this time of life, the dance steps are more my speed.

Cor, limey!



Simply stated, I'd kill to wear those lime-green trousers.

Saturday, October 08, 2011

White people, suffering

If I recall correctly--it has been a long time ago, after all--in the early '80s NBC sitcom, Gimme a Break, there was line uttered in one of the first episodes by series' star, Nell Carter. Carter's character, explaining why she enjoys watching the afternoon soap operas, wisecracks "Lord knows, I love watching white people suffer."

In vino, veritas--or maybe the thought is better rendered as in bitter wine, there's bitter truth. That line has stuck with me for 30-odd years. It has to be one of my all-time favorite commentaries, short but not so sweet, about both the soaps and about American media culture in general.

Like the rest of American media, the U.S. daytime dramas have always struggled with diversity, often failing to create characters and storylines that make strong use of actors that just happen to be African American, Latino, or Asian, let alone gay or differently abled.

There are exceptions, of course. The Young and the Restless has had front-burner stories involving African-American (Kristoff St. John, Victoria Rowell, Shemar Moore, Tonya Lee Williams) and Asian-American actors. Another World in the '90s featured an actor who in real life and on the show relied upon a wheelchair to get around. And no, midway through his appearance, he wasn't "cured" through the miracle of modern surgery or prayer, learning to walk again and also, by the way, turning out to be one fabulous dancer. Jazz and tap.

NBC also broadcast for a few years the soap, Generations, which had an almost evenly split African-American/Anglo-American cast.

I'm more than a little biased, but I think that some of the ABC soaps have done better over the years. Over the course of its run, All My Children featured prominently the African American Hubbard family and the Latino Santos family. AMC also had a lesbian character, Bianca Montgomery, as one of the major leads for nearly a decade, and featured an autistic character, Lilly Montgomery, with significant storyline during the 2000s.

One Life to Live offered the character Evangeline Williamson, played by African-American actress Renee Elise Goldsberry, as the core female character for a good portion of the 2000s. One of the show's other core female characters, Nora Hanen, was Jewish and, in the past, married to Hank Gannon, an African-American attorney, resulting in the birth of their biracial daughter.

But even early on in OLTL's history, there was diversity. When originally unveiled in 1968, the show featured the wealthy and WASPy Lord family along with the middle-class Seigels (a Jewish family), the working-class Rileys and Woleks (Irish and maybe Czech-Slovak?), and the African-American Gray family. One character, Carla Gray, was biracial but passing as white, something that was not revealed initially and no doubt came as a surprise to viewers who tuned in in the late 1960s.

More recently, during the 1990s and 2000s, the show has portrayed the Puerto Rican Vega family in prominent storylines, as well as a front-burner gay storyline involving a white male police officer involved with an African-American woman, who struggles with coming out, eventually leaving her for another man, an out gay doctor.

So diversity is by no means unknown on the soaps, but it isn't always handled as well as it might. Too often the storylines involving "ethnic" or "minority" characters peter out, as if the writers can't quite figure out how to integrate the show's diverse cast members with the other characters.

Granted, that's probably an accurate reflection of a good portion of contemporary America: We work together, definitely, but sometimes we still struggle with living in the same neighborhoods, let alone socializing and sharing our lives.

So it's hard to fault TV for not doing what we can't do ourselves. Nevertheless, if we're supposed to invest in and engage with "our stories" for one or more hours a day, five days a week, perhaps more accurately reflecting the complexity of American demographics and race relations might be one way to help us do so. If nothing else, it might lead us all to a little better understanding of our friends, neighbors, colleagues, and citizens.

And I don't care what you say--Viewers who know the ins and outs of characters and follow their lives for 20, 30, or 40 years or more, can, when pressed, handle a little diversity in action.

And maybe even a gay or lesbian love scene every now and again.

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As part of my mourning process over the demise of All My Children (something I'll write more about eventually) and, soon, One Life to Live, at least on network TV, I've been tuning into soaps from other parts of the world.

This isn't really new for me--I've always had a pash for international pop culture and soaps have definitely been a part of that. I was a huge EastEnders fan during the '80s when it was shown on public TV in Washington, D.C., and other cities. When I've visited Australia and Britain, I have made a point to watch some of the Aussie soaps, like Neighbors and Home and Away. On a trip to Mexico in the early '90s I got hooked on telenovelas, such as Dulce Desafío and Simplemente María. Whenever I'm in the UK (or Canada, for that matter), I always try to catch a few episodes of Coronation Street. I remember well the British soap Brookside and can't believe they canceled it. From the handful of episodes I saw in the mid-1990s, during the "body under the patio plot," I thought it was quite good--although we might all could have done without subsequent plots.

Although what a last episode . . .

Of late, I've been watching episodes of the South African soap, Egoli: Place of Gold. This is not really news either; I've mentioned this before, at least a couple of times. I became curious about the show because at one point it starred one of my favorite daytime TV actresses, Esta TerBlanche, who played the role of Gillian Andrassy on All My Children in the late 1990s and early 2000s. The more I explored, the more intriguing the show sounded. Joan Collins made appearances in the 1990s (and who couldn't appreciate the camp factor of that?) and one of the earliest storylines involved the "coloured" or mixed-race character of Ester Willemse owning up to a long-term love relationship with her white employer, Senator Sinclair, and bearing two mixed-race children by him.

Probably something that was not comfortable to talk about in the South Africa of the 1990s, but there you have it. Let my obsession begin.

First, I watched a few episodes of Egoli online via YouTube. Then, I ordered from South Africa a two-disc DVD compendium, Egoli 18, which chronicles in 18 "new," 24-minute episodes (actually re-editings of the originals accompanied by brief interviews with former cast members, writers, and crew) a year-by-year review of the major storylines and characters. It was less expensive than you might imagine and arrived in just a couple of weeks' time.

In the midst of watching those, I learned of the Egoli 2000 photo book and even an Egoli cookbook, both of which I've ordered. Egoli 2000 is good about giving details on plots and background on the actors and stories, at least from 1992 through 1999. The cookbook is still making its way here, but given that it features some very traditional recipes from the characters (for example, mashonzha, made with mopane worms), I suspect it will prove to be a fun souvenir more than a ready reference in my kitchen. Lazy Days by Phillippa Cheifitz it ain't.

Still, I have my limits. I'm not willing to track down a copy of the Egoli sticker book, the Egoli perfume, "Essence of Gold," or any of the creations of the fashion line designed by characters Freddie Vermeulen and series heroine Louwna Roelofse Vorster Edwards Von Badenburg Edwards. Imagine that name on a designer label.

And if you hear otherwise, please put a hold on my credit cards and dial the South African equivalent of 911 to report me.

So my new fantasy world is developing nicely, thank you for asking.

About the show itself. I have watched the episodes for years 1992 through 2000, with 10 years/episodes remaining. Egoli ran for a half-an-hour a day, 5 days a week, for 18 years, so it's hard to get a full view of the series' highs and lows from these greatly reduced and re-edited episodes. Thus, keep in mind that what follows are general observations, not a clear-eyed gospel by any means.

So far, so good. Classic soap stuff, a mix of daytime and nighttime styles. In the early years (say, before 1997), the show focused on the wealthy Vorster family and the more working/middle-class Willemse and Naudé clans. The shows were recorded on videotape, rather than film, which, in my mind's eye, always makes the action seem more intimate, immediate, and "real" than film does. Before 1997, the show seemed to be a mix of American soaps like All My Children and Loving (from which there was some cross-over of at least two actors during the show's run) and nighttime soaps like Dynasty and Falcon Crest.

Thus, you had a potent stew of high drama and high fashion, along with social issues, family conflicts, and romances-gone-wrong. Louwna's marriage to Walt Vorster starts to hit the skids when she announces she wants to have a career outside the manse as well as being a doting wife and mother. Niek Naudé is torn between the dutiful Margie Willemse and the vivacious Sonet Vorster. Joanne Logan flees her abusive husband Deon Du Plessis. Cecile Roelofse tries to run off with her husband Tom Vorster's fortune, and, soon after receiving her comeuppance, steals her sister Nora's husband instead. Bienkie Naudé falls in love with a high school teacher, joins a cult, gets pregnant, and has an abortion. Stuff like that. All in five days' work.

After 1997, things seemed to change. First, the show started recording on film rather than videotape, looking much more like a nighttime serial. Most of the Vorsters, save for Sonet and her aging aunt-with-a-secret-son-and-heir, are written out, in favor of the fabulously wealthy and complicated Edwards family. The Edwards family, Joanne's super blonde bitch sister Kimberly, newly liberated conman-cum-businessman Adriaan Malan, and some ridiculously plotted storyline involving a German baroness and two heirs--one legit (and hyper-blond), one not--make it look like they were trying to give the show a reboot, turning the show into something a little less specifically South African and more generically international.

This apparently was a conscious decision, as, according to the Egoli book, the show was now being shown throughout Africa, Latin America, and other regions. Nothing exceeds like excess.

I have to admit to liking the earlier seasons the best so far. Generally speaking, the nighttime soap model is more about plot points and business shenanigans, not people. The daytime soap model used to be more about people, characters, emotions, and then plot, but all that seemed to change years ago. I blame it on that damned Luke and Laura and that stupid, freakin' "Ice Princess" storyline from General Hospital--in my mind, a storyline boost that carried American soaps through the '80s but left them high and dry in the 1990s and beyond.

To me, it stands to reason that if you're going to spend that much time with a show day-in and day-out, you need drama, yes, but you need the hook of likeable characters and authentic emotions as well. Who's on top at Jabot or who Sonny Corinthos shot up in his latest mob war just doesn't cut it for me, at least long term. I want to see people, some nice, some not so nice, interacting in honest and crazy ways, acting in intriguing, if not always quite believable, stories. That's what keeps me entertained long term, even when the plot wears too thin.

I see the same thing happening to Egoli as this point. From 1997 to 2000, the show feels like it's more about mean people, more about business machinations, and more about plot-heavy, character-killing stories. So hello wealthy, generic Edwards clan, goodbye Vorsters, and welcome to the back burner, my dear working-class Naudés and Willemses. There may be no way of knowing the real deal from these compressed episodes. The truth may only be known by viewing some full episodes on YouTube, should I be able to find any.

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The other thing that's hard to get a handle on in the edited episodes is how diverse the cast of Egoli might be. We have the "coloured" Willemses, yes, and the African Donna Makaula. We have Mrs. Naidoo, and later we have additional African characters, such as Lerato Mashabela, played by the absolutely gorgeous Nthati Moshesh, who I recognized from the film Cape of Good Hope watched earlier in the summer.

But we also have a hell of a lot of very, very blond, very, very white people speaking Afrikaans.

Funny that. During the 1990s, whites made up something like 10 to 15 percent of the population of South Africa, with their numbers dwindling due to post-Apartheid emigration. Afrikaans is the first language of approximately 10 to 15 percent as well, both Afrikaner and "coloured," although understood by many more, as it serves as a second or third language in the nation.

According to the Egoli book, the show initially began with an 80-20 Afrikaans-English mix of dialog, gradually by the late 1990s, striking a 60-40 Afrikaans-English "balance." African languages need not apply.

The same Egoli book shows on the cover the photos of 26 cast members--1 African, 2 mixed race, and 23 white. The DVD, released in 2010, does a little better, showing a more diverse cast.

So maybe if we're generous, we could say the show's cast and cultural touchstones directly reflected those of 30 percent of South Africa's population in the late 1990s/early 2000s. To be nice and to acknowledge the language and cultural importance of Afrikaners in South Africa, I'm willing to go higher with that figure. Alas, I haven't yet visited South Africa, so perhaps I have got it all totally wrong in my head.

Or not.

I fully believe you can have shows, books, and other forms of media that consist predominantly of characters who are white, black, Latino, Asian, gay, straight, abled, differently abled, what have you. Friends certainly got away with it for years and in no way represented that mosaic that is New York City. It was criticized for that, too, and I think that was fair criticism. However, I'm willing to concede that not every show has to be one big Rainbow Nation.


I don't want to pick on South Africa here. I know there are at least a couple of other South African soaps out there--7de Laan (Sewende Laan or Seventh Avenue) and Isidingo, both of which aim to be more multicultural. And let's face it, America's struggles with racial inequality have been hardly less breath-taking or internationally notorious. Even though something like 30 percent + of the U.S. population might be classified with the awful "non-white" label, a show that shows a mix of ethnicities and races is a rare gem indeed.  

We are not alone, of course. Mexico, with its mestizo population, seems a little too fond of TV blonds as well. And even dear Canada, with its multicultural policy emphasis and Little Mosque on the Prairie can't quite get over that English-language/French-language "two solitudes."

But, wow, would it hurt any of us and our media to make a little more of an effort? I don't really want to see a sharing-and-caring mix of fake diversity on TV, in which no one ever utters a cross word or expresses an unkind thought--or conversely, where only the bad people utter them, not the good ones. Life's a lot more complicated and uncomfortable than that. In fact, I'd like to see some shows that help us deal with that racial/ethnic/cultural/sexual/lingual split, even if only to say that it's a tough break to mend. Sometimes you stitch it together. Sometimes it comes undone. But at least you try.

In the meantime, while I wait for that fantasy to come to my TV screen, I'll maintain my other one, Egoli. Maybe, too, I'll try to find an online source for 7de Laan and Isidingo as well. My pop culture obsessions may disappoint and frustrate at times, but that doesn't mean I won't keep on watching and hoping for something more.