Kim possible!

Amanda Setton as Kimberly Andrews

For those of you who watch the soon-to-disappear-from-our-airwaves (boo! hiss! boo!) One Life to Live, a U.S. serial (or soap opera, if you must), let's all take a moment to acknowledge and celebrate the return of Clint Buchanan's gold-digger paramour, Kimberly Andrews.

. . . Who now, after being run out of town by Clint's nephew, David Vickers Buchanan, is working the pole at the Spotted Pony gentleman's club in Anchorage, Kentucky.

Too much detail? Don't care for soaps? Ah, well, forget you. You don't know what fun you're missing. You'll just have to trust me that the return of Gossip Girl actress Amanda Setton as our own little Showgirl is cause for celebration indeed. In her short run on OLTL the last time, she saved a boring story (enabling crazy, whiny Stacy to go after her sister's boyfriend, Rex) with great acting, bitchery, a strong emotional connection to her character, and cleavage. Lots and lots of cleavage.

I don't think I've ever been this excited to see a woman that wasn't a family member or a good friend.

One Life to Live may be fading to black on ABC come January 2012, but they are going out with a bang . . . and a badda boom boom . . . and not to mention a boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka boom.