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| Views of the extravehicular activity during STS 41-B by NASA, 7 February 1984; public domain |
- None of the Starbucks in orbit around Mars has a drive-thru.
- Man's first walk on the moon? More of a skip, actually.
- Installing software upgrades to H-A-L 9000 causes more problems than it solves.
- Only you know how much of a complete dillweed Neil Armstrong can be
- What's for dinner? Borscht in a tube every damn night aboard the international space station.
- No matter who's the last to use it, the toilet seat always stays in the up position.
- Even in space, you can't escape spoilers for MadMen, The Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.
- Every morning at breakfast, John Glenn arriving at the table in red bikini briefs emblazoned with the words "The Right Stuff" in a most inappropriate location.
- Absolutely nothing ships to the moon via Amazon Prime.
- Really sick of bands breaking into their rendition of "Major Tom" whenever you walk into a nightclub.
- Having to constantly say on first dates: "No, I cannot introduce to Commander Chris Hadfield."
- Constantly being asked if you used to do porn in the '70s due to style and size of your mustache (Commander Chris Hadfield only).
- Still bothered about Laika.
- You actually can't freebase Tang in space (no fire due to lack of oxygen) (very old, very inappropriate joke).
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