For your consideration ... may I humbly suggest to you that the next United States Ambassador to the United Nations should be ... Melania Trump!Here me out:
She is glamorous. As Our Fearless Leader has already noted, Nikki Haley
made the job of UN ambassador look glamorous again--and that is perhaps the real meaning of
MAGA, Make America Glamorous Again, in a particularly
gilded age, sketchy finances, Queens-to-Manhattan way. Melania could
continue what Nikki started. She's a model, so style over substance is
what she excels at.
She would be his second choice, after Ivanka, and this is likely not the first time that has happened, so she's used to it.
She speaks something like 250 languages. If she speaks only half of
them with the joie de vivre that she communicates in English, we're sure
to reduce our chance of global warfare by at least .05%.
She could return to New York, where, like Eva Gabor before her, she would rather stay. (She gets allergic smelling hay, I'm assuming.)
She's so smart! She came to America on an "Einstein visa" even after having her photo taken dressed in a bikini, kissing an inflatable whale. (No, not that whale.)
She already has the wardrobe for international travel and diplomacy. (See photos.)
She's--let's be honest--useless, which is much how the Trump administration views the UN. Thus we can all focus legitimately on what she's wearing and not what she's doing because she won't be doing anything!
It's the circle of life. Sort of.
She speaks something like 250 languages. If she speaks only half of
them with the joie de vivre that she communicates in English, we're sure
to reduce our chance of global warfare by at least .05%.She could return to New York, where, like Eva Gabor before her, she would rather stay. (She gets allergic smelling hay, I'm assuming.)
She's so smart! She came to America on an "Einstein visa" even after having her photo taken dressed in a bikini, kissing an inflatable whale. (No, not that whale.)She already has the wardrobe for international travel and diplomacy. (See photos.)
She's--let's be honest--useless, which is much how the Trump administration views the UN. Thus we can all focus legitimately on what she's wearing and not what she's doing because she won't be doing anything!
It's the circle of life. Sort of.
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