Monday, February 04, 2019

Head case

To: Barron Trump

From: Yours Truly

Re: Football and head injuries

Your father is right to be concerned about the risk of head injuries that can happen while playing football.

However, please note that your father is a prime example of how you can be brain damaged even when you've never played football (or any sport) in your life.

(And golf doesn't count.)

Proceed accordingly.

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