It's the neighbourhoods!

By Wladyslaw, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 3.0

Somedays I imagine that at the beginning of winter, there was someone on duty at the City of Toronto Department of Public Works (or whatever we call it in Canada) who suddenly thought, "Heavens to Wayne Gretzky! We're dangerously low on the number of screaming, aggressive drunks in circulation! I better order more from Supply stat!"

Meanwhile, at Toronto Transit Commission headquarters, a similar scenario played out. "I swear on the name of Rocket Richard! We are almost out of screaming, aggressive drunks! I sure hope Amazon.ca can ship some overnight!"

And so now here we are, with too many screaming, aggressive drunks in circulation and fresh out of 30-day return options.