Jihad me at "infarction"

From CBC News, 20 October 2013

Ah, Dick Cheney. Your overblown sense of self-worth coupled with your corrosive paranoia know no bounds.

Random idea: If you weren't such a horrible human being who caused so much harm to the world (whether through your tenure in the U.S. government or at Halliburton), perhaps there would be less for you to worry over.

But then, you wouldn't be the big Dick that you are, now would you?

Such a bargain!

And yet, even at 50% off, I still can't be arsed to read this.

My biggest amazement at seeing a copy of this on the shelves? Well, heck, who knew you could now craft a lying sack of shit and venom into a book-like object.

Actually, truth be told, I was tempted to buy a copy. Then take said copy out into the woods, get drunk, and shoot it in the face with my hunting rifle.

Just for giggles.

And, by the way, Dick, you got that title right: In My Time.

As in, your time--the Cold War, the 1950s, the Vietnam era, the Nixon and Reagan reigns of error--passed a long time ago. It's just that you wouldn't let go of it and somehow convinced and coerced a nation to believe you still knew what you were talking about, long after you ceased to be relevant.

Bravo, I guess.