Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber!
Even though he is technically Canadian.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
A more traditional (and proudly American) choice might be a Kim Kardashian stamp, as pretty much everybody's licked her backside already. Less of a shock to the system, although, really, in that scenario, a shock should be the least of your worries. You'd be lucky if your tongue didn't disintegrate on contact with her "sticky side."
"Ew" is right.
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"Can I Get One Sheet of the Lady Gagas . . . " New York Times, 27 September 2011. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/27/us/postal-service-will-begin-honoring-living-people-on-stamps.html.
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