Thursday, November 24, 2016

Cradle to grave

From the November 22, 2016, New York Times:

"Supporters of the Second Amendment, ecstatic that Hillary Clinton lost, anticipate an expansion of gun rights with a Trump administration and a Republican-led Congress."

An expansion of gun rights? What would that even look like at this point?

Every time you open your mouth, you fire off several rounds from an automatic assault rifle lodged in your esophagus?

Frankly, with gun and ammunition sales robust before and after the election (when aren't they robust?), there aren't many areas for expansion of gun rights.

The womb maybe with every fetus a possible active shooter or a good zygote with a gun.

Or the coffin, just in case you need to shoot your way past Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

I can hardly wait.

To buy my own body armor.

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