Fight or flight

Photo credit: Meanwhile in Canada Facebook page

Today's challenge: A caption contest from the Facebook page, Meanwhile in Canada.

My response: Canada geese don't reach their full a**hole potential until they've had their morning cup of Tim Horton's coffee. Its watered-down taste, insipid aroma, and tepid temperature start the day off wrong for cranky Canada geese at home and abroad.

If only someone would introduce the geese to Tim's Dark Roast and a sour cream-glazed, there would be joy in Mooseville (and Gooseville) again.

Then again, could there be anything surlier and scarier than an over-caffeinated Canada goose? Well, sure, serial killers, but a goose on the loose is a close second.