All I want for Christmas is my dignity, my manhood, and a regular-guy's fashion sense

Also spotted at the Target in East Liberty. Seriously, hasn't Ken suffered enough shame, abuse, and ridicule over the years at the hands of Mattel, Barbie, and little white girls the world over?

I swear I've seen that outfit before. Now where could it have been . . . ?

That's it! Speck Rhodes wore a version of it on the ol' Porter Wagoner Show in the 1960s and '70s!